I’m not going to lie, life is kicking my hiney. Not in the big, scary, life-altering way that trauma or illness effects a person, nope, it’s in small, pecking, almost inconsequential life events that are just enough to remind a person that no matter how together you believe you’ve got it — you really don’t.
I’m not allowed to talk about work. I can’t give chief complaints or talk about cases – what I can share is that there should never be a surgical team yelling for retractors in the emergency department and every time it happens, an ER nurse ages 5 years in 10 seconds. Enough said.
It didn’t stop there.
Until you’ve spilled deer and rodent repellent in a vehicle, you have no idea how bad shuttling kids and running errands in 100 degree temps can get. This liquid has an odor similar to dog vomit after it has consumed a decompositioned carcass. Did I mention it’s created to leave a “scent stain” behind? When a cadaver dog “hits” on my vehicle in 10 years, I’m referencing this blog post as evidence. Yes. It’s THAT bad.
Almost as bad as — the little guy taking a crap in the pool. Yep. That oversized kiddie pool I’ve been struggling to keep upright for the past couple weeks? It’s got more quirks than I ever imagined. Air, water, chemicals — got it. Add a kid in a swimmer diaper and reset the learning curve.
1. Don’t check for a dirty diaper IN the pool, that stuff floats, and —
2. When changing that pull-up in the house, use extreme caution — it comes off with a gallon sized “splash” on the bathroom floor.
The EZ-Up pool has now been drained, sanitized and refilled, as have all of the children involved. The little guy is still mad at me for making him get out of the pool in the first place but he did help me clean and sanitize the bathroom floor so I have confidence we’re working towards a solution to our issue. Tomorrow, we’re going to the algae-filled lake. No harm, no foul.
I’m short on sleep. Night shift does that. I’ve worked this shift the better part of 20 years. I know each shift comes with a price and I budget my sleep better than any accountant. I pride myself on it. I need an 8.5 hour average of sleep to stay human. I can do 6, I can do 5.5, I can follow it up with a 7 hour night of sleep and maybe even go one more 6.5 — but then, my body is going to crash and not even an alarm clock will wake me from a 16+ hour coma. Experts say the brain can’t make up on lost sleep. Several years of personal Fitbit stats argue that. I average 8.5 hours every week — at least usually.
This week I’m on auntie duty and my single mom sister is depending on me to keep her child alive and not lost while she works a full time schedule to provide a home for her and my nephew. This means a lot of lives depend on me not being late. My night shift brain doesn’t fall asleep until 2 at night. My Auntie A body needs to be up at 7 in the morning. My most precious moments in life are the moments I get to spend with my siblings’ kids. It’s at about day 3 that things begin to go sideways. By Friday, I’ll be wondering how parents survive and ordering my latte over-easy with a grande side of eggs. My keys will be lost. My socks might not match — hopefully, I’m wearing matching shoes BUT there have been time that wasn’t the case. Thank you for not pointing it out or correcting my flipped-flopped words.
I had time to call to get my Jeep towed to the shop today. The ride of shame. What’s worse is that we live 40+ miles and two towns away from the dealer so EVERYONE got a good look at it. I can’t very well drive it that far with wipers wiping, fluid spraying and the horn blasting. Well, I could — but the same electrical issue effects the air bag and fuel injector system so it wasn’t safe.
I’m counting my defunct phone battery replacement today as a win. I spent 2 hours educating myself about camera settings to capture perfect firework photos on the 4th. It was a wreck. My sister held up her iPhone and nailed every shot. Of course, the battery on my iPhone 6 – was – dead.
I don’t know how parents do it night after nights and stay sane.
I don’t how nurses do it night after night and stay positive.
Mostly, I don’t know how anyone does morning after morning and keeps their mind functioning properly!